The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 44.348 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 25,057 trillion shrubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 565,027 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Goodnamesarerare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 5,114^th in the world and 72^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,529.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.