The Allied States of Jankono is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.5 billion OOFS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 1,846 trillion robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,887 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business, home renovation projects take decades to complete, and intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 326,189^th in the world and 4,106^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.