General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 2.73 billion |
| Capital | Endor City |
| Leader | Her eepyness |
| Faith | Buttonmashingism |
| Currency | Libertias |
| Animal | Double-Headed Eagle |
The Caffeine-Consuming Crew of Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Her eepyness with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 2.73 billion Graffiti Cleaners are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor City. The average income tax rate is 44.5%.
The strong Graffiti Cleaning economy, worth 160 trillion Libertias a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,863 Libertias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government forces Graffiti Cleaners to eat their vegetables, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Buttonmashingism.
Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII is ranked 64,766th in the world and 391st in eta for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,839.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs.
- : Following new legislation in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII, the government forces Graffiti Cleaners to eat their vegetables.
- : Following new legislation in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Following new legislation in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Following new legislation in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII, supervisors in Graffiti Cleanup Machine VII commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
