The Royal Domain of Gravilant is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noble Primarch Gwaff with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.386 billion Gravilantians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gravilantian economy, worth 735 trillion Quartends a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 167,726 Quartends, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Horse, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, and good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime is totally unknown. Gravilant's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gravilant is ranked 7,849^th in the world and 17^th in Angelic League for Most Cultured, scoring 127 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.