The United States of Great Zamonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 27.643 billion Zamonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zamonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,811 trillion Pyras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 137,877 Pyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Atlantis to enjoy their national art, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Great Zamonia's national animal is the One-Eyed Shoohoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Zamonia is ranked 236,807^th in the world and 4^th in Zamonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.13 law-abiding acts per hour.