The Nico nico ni of Greater Scieled Astricitasom is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.333 billion Greater Scieled Astricitasomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Scieled Astricitasomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,231 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Scieled Astricitasom's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greater Scieled Astricitasom is ranked 43,650^th in the world and 9^th in The Apolean Frontiers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.25 law-abiding acts per hour.