The Tone-Deaf Choir Kid of Greater Uiopia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Asdf with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.851 billion Greater Uiopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typingtonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.

The all-consuming Greater Uiopian economy, worth 917 trillion types a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,899 types, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 554,096 per year while the poor average 21,243, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Uiopia's national animal is the killer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cultism.

Greater Uiopia is ranked 69,469^th in the world and 1^st in argent for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,969.21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.