The Principality of Greckania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Blaren Tovenar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 26.772 billion Greckanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Public Transport and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tovena. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The very strong Greckanian economy, worth 972 trillion Greckanian Bills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 36,318 Greckanian Bills, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Greckania has designated Tovena as its capital city, Grecklandianism has been named as Greckania's national religion, and Blaren Tovenar has just been declared ruler of Greckania in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Greckania's national animal is the Platypus, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Grecklandianism.

Greckania is ranked 216,474^th in the world and 8^th in Grecklandia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring zero on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.