The Corporate State of Greckonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Talbert Cortez with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.45 billion Greckonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greckon City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Greckonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,524 trillion Greckonars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,330 Greckonars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,685,954 per year while the poor average 9,507, a ratio of 177 to 1.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, there's a bright dawn ahead for Greckonia, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Greckonia's national animal is the K-9 Mark II, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Greckonianism.

Greckonia is ranked 8,161^st in the world and 1^st in Grecklandia for Highest Average Incomes, with 229,330.07 Standard Monetary Units.