The Holy Greenist Empire of Greenlite is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Primarch of the Green Sceptre with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.579 billion Greenliters are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Green. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Greenlitese economy, worth 112 trillion Green Quads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,547 Green Quads, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,815 per year while the poor average 10,441, a ratio of 29.8 to 1.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Neo Green, Primarch of the Green Sceptre has just been declared ruler of Greenlite in an international press conference, and Greenism has been named as Greenlite's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greenlite's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Greenism.

Greenlite is ranked 24,455^th in the world and 19^th in Empire of Great Britain for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 66,110.31 Standard Monetary Units.