The Dad's Effort of Greenyard is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.141 billion Greenyardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lawn. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Greenyardian economy, worth 164 trillion Efforts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,639 Efforts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Small Council has more than a little influence, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greenyard's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Marian Niche Catholicism.

Greenyard is ranked 116,348^th in the world and 1^st in Suburbia for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.