The Free Land of Grexas is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sage Walker with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 22.217 billion Grexans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free City. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Grexan economy, worth 924 trillion Feathers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,609 Feathers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, supervisors in Grexas commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Grexas's national animal is the Chicken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Whatever-You-Want'ism.

Grexas is ranked 301,269^th in the world and 13^th in Grecklandia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.