The Paradise of Grey Haven of Tauraucania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Serafim Tibúrcio da Costa with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.532 billion Tauraucanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manhuaçu. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tauraucanese economy, worth 188 trillion Reais a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,976 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grey Haven of Tauraucania's national animal is the Capivara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coffee.

Grey Haven of Tauraucania is ranked 215,874^th in the world and 8,178^th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 4.35 Prayers Per Hour.