The Paradise of Grey Haven of Tauraucania is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Serafim Tibúrcio da Costa with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 822 million Tauraucanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manhuaçu. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tauraucanese economy, worth 100 trillion Reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,692 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grey Haven of Tauraucania's national animal is the Capivara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grey Haven of Tauraucania is ranked 212,893^rd in the world and 8,581^st in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -12 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.