Population | 6.592 billion |
Currency | Blut der Erde |
Animal | Wein |
The Blut der Erde of Griechischer Wein is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.592 billion Griechischer Weinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Griechischer Weinian economy, worth 852 trillion Blut der Erdes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,389 Blut der Erdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, bike rage is all the rage, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Griechischer Wein's national animal is the Wein, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Griechischer Wein is ranked 26,065th in the world and 193rd in Stereo Hearts for Most Corrupt Governments, with 81.74 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Griechischer Wein was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Developed, Highest Poor Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Griechischer Wein was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Griechischer Wein, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in Griechischer Wein, bike rage is all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Griechischer Wein, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Following new legislation in Griechischer Wein, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Griechischer Wein, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Griechischer Wein, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
- : Following new legislation in Griechischer Wein, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
- : Following new legislation in Griechischer Wein, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.