The Republic of GU 95th Division is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning parrot population. The quiet, industrious population of 5.414 billion GU 95th Divisionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The GU 95th Divisionian economy, worth 223 trillion baht a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,292 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GU 95th Division's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

GU 95th Division is ranked 243,165^th in the world and 1,113^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 980.24 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.