The República Monárquica of Guanabara do Sul is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nara Lofego Buenahora Monroe with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.194 billion Guanabarinos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guabanare. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guanabarino economy, worth 86.2 trillion Setembrinoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,234 Setembrinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Guanabara do Sul, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Guanabarino politicians, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guanabara do Sul's national animal is the Águia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Laica.

Guanabara do Sul is ranked 80,688^th in the world and 16^th in Unidos Brasileiros for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.57 law-abiding acts per hour.