The Comintern State of Guangdong Socialist Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.23 billion Guangdong Rens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guangdong Socialist Republician economy, worth 841 trillion Jiaos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 160,838 Jiaos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Guangdong Socialist Republician flag qualifies you for citizenship, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guangdong Socialist Republic's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guangdong Socialist Republic is ranked 34,194^th in the world and 2,077^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 63.78 kickbacks per hour.