The State of Guarania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.506 billion Guaranians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Guaranian economy, worth 943 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 36,976 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,392 per year while the poor average 1,986, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Guarania has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Guarania's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Guarania is ranked 309,635^th in the world and 2^nd in The Six Counties of Ulster for Highest Poor Incomes, with 1,986.78 Standard Monetary Units.