The Pegasus of Guard 91 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.661 billion Guard 91ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The thriving Guard 91ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,537 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,569 per year while the poor average 8,676, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Guard 91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guard 91 is ranked 96,033^rd in the world and 1^st in The Slavic Base 5 for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 34.37 on the Bus Surprisal Index.