The Newspaper of Guest7605 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nickel Gallium with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.319 billion Guestonian are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deep Bluemoon 7th Factor. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse alone economy, worth 96.6 trillion 蒼月貨s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,221 蒼月貨s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guest7605's national animal is the Bluemoon Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is あるの？.

Guest7605 is ranked 72,825^th in the world and 5^th in North South East West for Most Developed, scoring 69.57 on the Human Development Index.