The District of Guinea State is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.106 billion Guinea Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Guinea Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,107 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,075 per year while the poor average 2,316, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, Guinea State has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Guinea State in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Guinea State's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guinea State is ranked 185,877^th in the world and 1^st in Guinea for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 219.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.