The Infinite Supply of Guinness Draught is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.059 billion Guinness Draughtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St James Gate Brewery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The powerhouse Guinness Draughtian economy, worth 808 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 89,217 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Guinness Draught's national animal is the bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guinness Draught is ranked 43,975^th in the world and 3^rd in Guinness for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,466.3 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.