The Republic of Gurzikstan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Sana Kharim with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 14.151 billion Gurzikstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sakhra. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The very strong Gurzikstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Urdinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,385 Urdinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gurzikstan's national animal is the fennec, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is secularized.

Gurzikstan is ranked 75,431^st in the world and 4^th in Astares Covenant for Largest Black Market, with 5.07 trillion Standard Monetary Units.