The Democratic Republic of Gwynfaldoldania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.082 billion Gwynfaldoldanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paladomeria. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The very strong Gwynfaldoldanian economy, worth 192 trillion Gwyyneths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,485 Gwyyneths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwynfaldoldania's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gwynfaldoldania is ranked 100,080^th in the world and 2^nd in TMA for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.