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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population21.991 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.991 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 15,603 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 709,525 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bilingual Gynos are viewed with suspicion, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, and golden statues of Cats line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 222,416th in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 11.19 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thBest Weather: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6thLargest Governments: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thLowest Crime Rates: 7thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9thMost Primitive: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thLargest Black Market: 21stLongest Average Lifespans: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 74thMost Ignorant Citizens: 92ndMost Advanced Public Education: 94thHealthiest Citizens: 147thHighest Economic Output: 150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 353rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 410thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 613thMost Efficient Economies: 669thMost Conservative: 730thMost Stationary: 1,017thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,809thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,113thMost Extreme: 2,194thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,044thMost Authoritarian: 3,082ndLargest Populations: 5,309thMost Influential: 7,502ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,577th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, golden statues of Cats line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, bilingual Gynos are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, books are often used as kindling.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Gynostan.

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