Population | 22.823 billion |
Capital | Femininegrad |
Leader | Sister Number One |
Faith | Goddess Worship |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cat |
The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.823 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 16,683 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 731,006 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Aides are afraid to ask if Sister Number One wants a cup of tea or coffee, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.
Gynostan is ranked 2,176th in the world and 1st in Pontbridge Islands for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,370.08 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Gynostan, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, aides are afraid to ask if Sister Number One wants a cup of tea or coffee.
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Gynostan, military spending is on the increase.
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Gynostan, a government program is underway to revitalize Gynostan's beaches.
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Gynostan, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.
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Gynostan, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
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Gynostan, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
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Gynostan, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.