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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population23.248 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.248 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 17,228 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 741,080 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 5,228th in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Populations, with 23.2 billion Capita.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdLargest Governments: 4thMost Beautiful Environments: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 6thBest Weather: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7thMost Primitive: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 9thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Black Market: 22ndMost Subsidized Industry: 23rdLongest Average Lifespans: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 63rdMost Advanced Public Education: 67thHighest Economic Output: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 125thHealthiest Citizens: 126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 267thLargest Welfare Programs: 295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 495thMost Efficient Economies: 534thMost Stationary: 978thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,987thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,643rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,713thLargest Populations: 5,228thMost Conservative: 6,031stMost Influential: 7,523rdTop
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Most Developed: 12,558thMost Income Equality: 15,242ndMost Extreme: 15,734thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,043rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, many friends and relatives of Sister Number One have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Femininegrad to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.

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