| Population | 21.413 billion |
| Capital | Femininegrad |
| Leader | Sister Number One |
| Faith | Goddess Worship |
| Currency | Credit |
| Animal | Cat |
The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.413 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 14,814 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 691,839 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, no true communist is an unbeliever, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.
Gynostan is ranked 25,148th in the world and 3rd in Pontbridge Islands for Most Developed, scoring 77.45 on the Human Development Index.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gynostan, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
- : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in Gynostan, no true communist is an unbeliever.
- : Following new legislation in Gynostan, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet.
- : Gynostan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian, Most Conservative, and Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Gynostan, 90% of active duty GAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
- : Following new legislation in Gynostan, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
- : Following new legislation in Gynostan, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
- : Following new legislation in Gynostan, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
