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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population22.823 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.823 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 16,683 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 731,006 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aides are afraid to ask if Sister Number One wants a cup of tea or coffee, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 2,176th in the world and 1st in Pontbridge Islands for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,370.08 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thLargest Governments: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thBest Weather: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 6thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8thMost Primitive: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thLargest Black Market: 20thLongest Average Lifespans: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 68thMost Advanced Public Education: 76thMost Ignorant Citizens: 108thHighest Economic Output: 129thHealthiest Citizens: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 240thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292ndLargest Welfare Programs: 313thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 581stMost Efficient Economies: 583rdMost Stationary: 985thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,658thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,176thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,878thMost Conservative: 4,976thLargest Populations: 5,233rdMost Influential: 7,442ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,931stMost Extreme: 15,621stMost Developed: 20,047thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,522nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, aides are afraid to ask if Sister Number One wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, a government program is underway to revitalize Gynostan's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.

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