The Commonwealth of H-I-M Fans is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 34.798 billion H-I-M Fansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped H-I-M Fansian economy, worth 632 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,167 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H-I-M Fans's national animal is the raven.

H-I-M Fans is ranked 305,551^st in the world and 31^st in Topid for Highest Average Incomes, with 18,167.25 Standard Monetary Units.