The Most serene Republic of H0Iy Russian Empire is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.217 billion Russians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.9%.

The Russian economy, worth 51.1 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,019 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and Leader has just been declared ruler of H0Iy Russian Empire in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H0Iy Russian Empire's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

H0Iy Russian Empire is ranked 243,625^th in the world and 225^th in The Sacred Elite for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,358.28 Standard Monetary Units.