The Republic of Hachimi is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.616 billion Hachimians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.

The all-consuming Hachimian economy, worth 281 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,608 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, Leader isn't a national brand, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hachimi's national animal is the Idk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hachimi is ranked 307,677^th in the world and 5,057^th in eta for Highest Drug Use, scoring 13.17 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.