The Federal United Good Kingdom of Hajoka-Balofa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John McDonkey Polarbear with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.257 billion Balofoes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tumbalacatumba. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Hajoka-Balofan economy, worth 64.0 trillion Terabytes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,660 Terabytes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, Hajoka-Balofa has designated Tumbalacatumba as its capital city, John McDonkey Polarbear has just been declared ruler of Hajoka-Balofa in an international press conference, and Black eyes mmmmm has been named as Hajoka-Balofa's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajoka-Balofa's national animal is the Donkey Polarbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Black eyes mmmmm.

Hajoka-Balofa is ranked 299,079^th in the world and 30^th in Testregionia for Most Developed, scoring 44.69 on the Human Development Index.