The Free Haven of Halston Sage is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Halston Sage with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.432 billion Sages have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dazzkhitan. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sage economy, worth a remarkable 1,777 trillion Orvilles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,166 Orvilles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Halston Sage's national animal is the Stallion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddesses.

Halston Sage is ranked 188,075^th in the world and 7^th in Goddessica for Largest Black Market, with 594 billion Standard Monetary Units.