The United Socialist States of Halvarstuminishimall is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its hatred of cheese and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 10.468 billion Halvarstuminishimallians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Halvarstuminishimallian economy, worth 147 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,114 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Halvarstuminishimall's national animal is the panther.

Halvarstuminishimall is ranked 277,091^st in the world and 4^th in Northern Epirus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 325.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.