The Kingdom of Hapaxia is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, digital currency, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 17.689 billion Hapaxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.
The very strong Hapaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,434 trillion oceanoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,071 oceanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hapaxia's national animal is the albatross.
Hapaxia is ranked 277,250th in the world and 2nd in World Ocean for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Hapaxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Hapaxia, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty.
- : Following new legislation in
Hapaxia, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in
Hapaxia, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
- : Following new legislation in
Hapaxia, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
- : Following new legislation in
Hapaxia, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- :
Hapaxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Hapaxia, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred.
- : Following new legislation in
Hapaxia, when their backs are against the walls Hapaxians look out for gay men.
- : Following new legislation in
Hapaxia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.

















