The Commonwealth of Happy-guy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by obama with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.639 billion Happy-guyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the real silm shady. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Happy-guyian economy, worth 146 trillion USA dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,474 USA dollers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happy-guy's national animal is the ealge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is jewdism.

Happy-guy is ranked 284,034^th in the world and 98^th in Estalcia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.