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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,262ndLargest Black Market: 2,732ndMost Devout: 3,510th
The City of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kalibusiswe Ilizwe leZimbabwe
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Harare

Population29.92 billion

CapitalHarare
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencyanything
AnimalElephant

The City of Harare is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.92 billion Harareans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hararean economy, worth a remarkable 5,701 trillion anythings a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 190,541 anythings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 574,199 per year while the poor average 49,294, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harare's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Harare is ranked 4,596th in the world and 2nd in Libertatem for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 60,161.63 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,262ndLargest Black Market: 2,732ndTop
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Most Devout: 3,510thHighest Economic Output: 3,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,596thLargest Populations: 6,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,355thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,797thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,654thMost Efficient Economies: 9,693rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,762ndMost Patriotic: 15,201stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,225thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,818thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,838thMost Conservative: 23,624thLargest Governments: 23,928thMost Developed: 29,174thLowest Crime Rates: 30,262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 31,767th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Harare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Harare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Harare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Harare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Harare, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Harare, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in Harare, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Harare, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Harare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Harare, Harareans are shown the peaceful ways of free trade by force.

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