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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 607thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 697thLargest Insurance Industry: 737th
The Fiefdom of
Corporate Police State
He who controls the spice, controls the universe!
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Harkonnen Prime

Population15.861 billion

CapitalHarko
LeaderBaron Vladimir Harkonnen
FaithVladimirism

CurrencySpice
AnimalBlue Griffin

The Fiefdom of Harkonnen Prime is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Baron Vladimir Harkonnen with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.861 billion Harkonnen Primeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harko. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Harkonnen Primean economy, worth a remarkable 3,865 trillion Spices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 243,713 Spices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,768,373 per year while the poor average 10,589, a ratio of 167 to 1.

Mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, countless government officials are accused of espionage, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Harkonnen Prime's national animal is the Blue Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vladimirism.

Harkonnen Prime is ranked 737th in the world and 2nd in New Hyperion for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,611.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 607thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 697thLargest Insurance Industry: 737thFattest Citizens: 828thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 904thLargest Retail Industry: 959thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,161stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,699thMost Avoided: 1,719thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,932ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,275thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,483rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,875thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,563rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,855thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,064thRudest Citizens: 6,295thHighest Average Incomes: 6,783rdHighest Economic Output: 6,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,385thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,258thMost Stationary: 8,724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,710thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,842ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,428thLargest Black Market: 12,181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,700thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,157thTop
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Most Patriotic: 18,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,656thLargest Governments: 20,419thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,584thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,865thLargest Populations: 26,691stMost Influential: 26,784thMost Secular: 30,453rd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Harkonnen Prime, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Harkonnen Prime, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Harkonnen Prime, the recycled air in planes is nauseating.
  • : Following new legislation in Harkonnen Prime, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Harkonnen Prime, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Harkonnen Prime, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Harkonnen Prime, craps take up a lot of time.
  • : Following new legislation in Harkonnen Prime, Harkonnen Primeans also serve as great lightning rods.
  • : Following new legislation in Harkonnen Prime, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Harkonnen Prime was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".

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