The Queendom of Hasaeng is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Jung with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.013 billion Hasaengians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 생동. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hasaengian economy, worth a remarkable 4,503 trillion Nyangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 264,729 Nyangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, everybody's got wood thanks to Jung, an atheistic military rains fire and brimstone on faith-led nations, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hasaeng's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Hasaeng is ranked 1,618^th in the world and 4^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Smartest Citizens, with 214.16 quips per hour.