The Lone One - One Man Band of Hasil Adkins is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Slop with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.96 billion Hasil Adkinsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A trailer near Van. The average income tax rate is 6.3%.

The strong Hasil Adkinsian economy, worth 535 trillion guitars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,242 guitars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing Hasil Adkinsian jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Hasil Adkins's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chicken Hunch.

Hasil Adkins is ranked 147,145^th in the world and 83^rd in Union of Christian Nations for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 606.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.