The Commonwealth of HataWCe is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 238 million HataWCeans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The strong HataWCean economy, worth 15.1 trillion Catakaslis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,587 Catakaslis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HataWCe's national animal is the Golden Retriever Dog.

HataWCe is ranked 105,741^st in the world and 2^nd in Tesakiat for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,466.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.