The Apostolic Kingdom of Havenic Urcea is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.987 billion Havenic Urceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urceopolis-on-Haven. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Havenic Urcean economy, worth 252 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,641 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

That which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, the nation's mettle is about to be tested, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and rural Havenic Urceans stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havenic Urcea's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Havenic Urcea is ranked 215,951^st in the world and 18^th in Oriental Constanta for Safest, scoring 52.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.