The Holy Empire of Hayhan is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 97 million Hayhanes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The strong Hayhanian economy, worth 6.03 trillion Imporis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,212 Imporis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, it's illegal to be caught on tape, the only religious freedom citizens have is which religion they want to oppress them, and "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hayhan's national animal is the Chollima, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hayhan is ranked 22,979^th in the world and 26^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,971.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.