The United Kingdom of Hellenoromania is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10 million Hellenoromanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The Hellenoromanian economy, worth 570 billion Helleno Chrysions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,950 Helleno Chrysions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, Hellenoromanian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and racehorses move a lot slower these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellenoromania's national animal is the Two-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hellenoromania is ranked 75,636^th in the world and 4^th in Ieshus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,885.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.