The State of Hermanus is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by king Ian Melnish with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.64 billion Hermanusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hermanus City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hermanusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,401 trillion Big Whales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 164,808 Big Whales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,481,016 per year while the poor average 2,308, a ratio of 641 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Hermanus. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hermanus's national animal is the Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hermanus is ranked 309,565^th in the world and 116^th in matheo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -15.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.