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Most Cheerful Citizens: 80thRudest Citizens: 91stNicest Citizens: 222nd
The Sexy Funland of
Anarchy
Live. Love. Laugh. Lewd!
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Secretary
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Hetairaea

Population10.725 billion

CapitalShangri-La
LeaderPresident Gwen Matisch
Faithcommunal loving

CurrencySauce
AnimalSuccubus

The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Gwen Matisch with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.725 billion Hetairaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri-La. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hetairaean economy, worth a remarkable 3,888 trillion Sauces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 362,575 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hetairaea's national animal is the Succubus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is communal loving.

Hetairaea is ranked 55,288th in the world and 1st in Project Snowscape for Most Stationary, with 794.06895707332 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 80thRudest Citizens: 91stNicest Citizens: 222ndMost Rebellious Youth: 245thMost Compassionate Citizens: 386thMost Inclusive: 388thHighest Disposable Incomes: 436thHighest Food Quality: 566thLargest Retail Industry: 673rdMost Pacifist: 702ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 763rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 765thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,049thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,238thMost Cultured: 1,304thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,387thHealthiest Citizens: 1,478thHighest Average Incomes: 1,539thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,623rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,970thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,131stMost Efficient Economies: 2,301stSmartest Citizens: 2,323rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,582ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,746thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,343rdBest Weather: 3,504thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,536thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,824thMost Patriotic: 4,037thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,322ndHighest Economic Output: 4,962ndMost Developed: 4,995thLargest Governments: 6,641stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,531stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,613thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,755thMost Secular: 11,821stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,858thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,153rdMost Influential: 14,186thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,263rdTop
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Nudest: 15,484thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,026thMost Politically Free: 23,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,204thMost Extreme: 24,564thMost Pro-Market: 29,344thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,429th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hetairaea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Most Pro-Market.
  • : Hetairaea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Project Snowscape.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.

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