The Confederacy of Hetmanatf is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 196 million Hetmanatfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The strong Hetmanatfian economy, worth 16.8 trillion Seals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,756 Seals, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hetmanatf's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hetmanatf is ranked 80,724^th in the world and 2^nd in New Ukraine for Highest Average Incomes, with 85,756.75 Standard Monetary Units.