The Holy Empire of Hexagonal Prisms is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service and disturbing lack of elderly people. The devout population of 20 million Hexagonal Prismsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Hexagonal Prismsian economy, worth 672 billion HexCoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,630 HexCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Hexagonal Prisms City for fear of causing a fuss, the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies, rubbing salt into wounds is seen as a good thing if it is 100% organic garlic-and-thyme salt, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hexagonal Prisms's national animal is the Grey Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hexagonal Prisms is ranked 179,261^st in the world and 1^st in Alvernious for Highest Drug Use, scoring 123 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.