The Dictatorshit of Hildzah is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.702 billion Hildzahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.6%.

The Hildzahian economy, worth 607 trillion Hildzahian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,833 Hildzahian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Leader tend to disappear, and the government is full of rats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hildzah's national animal is the moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hildzah is ranked 11,691^st in the world and 3^rd in OrangeJuice for Largest Black Market, with 417 trillion Standard Monetary Units.