The Meddling Matriarchy of Hindered is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Mother with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 26.898 billion Hindereders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madre Grande. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hinderederian economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion motherlodes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,199 motherlodes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hindered's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Goddess-worship.

Hindered is ranked 301,959^th in the world and 11^th in Freshness for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.