
| Population | 7.925 billion |
| Capital | Növåra |
| Leader | President Kristina Östlund |
| Faith | Vulpalianism |
| Currency | Hipearian Krona |
| Animal | Reindeer |
The Federative Republic of Hipearia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Kristina Östlund with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.925 billion Hipearians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Növåra. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hipearian economy, worth a remarkable 2,064 trillion Hipearian Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,475 Hipearian Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and they say that Hipearians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hipearia's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vulpalianism.
Hipearia is ranked 58,167th in the world and 7th in World of Lostoria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,355.61 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Hipearia, they say that Hipearians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in
Hipearia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in
Hipearia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in
Hipearia, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
- : Following new legislation in
Hipearia, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
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Hipearia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Xoriet"".
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Hipearia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
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Hipearia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Agricultural Biodiversity Safeguard"".
- : Following new legislation in
Hipearia, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Hipearian Kronor each year.
- : Following new legislation in
Hipearia, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.





















































































