The Empire of HMS Arbiter is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.417 billion HMS Arbiterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The HMS Arbiterian economy, worth 238 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 44,001 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS Arbiter's national animal is the Kitsune.

HMS Arbiter is ranked 239,604^th in the world and 1^st in Xtreme Dictator Funfair for Smartest Citizens, with 22.29 quips per hour.