The Incorporated States of HMS Kenya is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 4.549 billion HMS Kenyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient HMS Kenyan economy, worth 191 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,134 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS Kenya's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

HMS Kenya is ranked 198,779^th in the world and 9^th in Pink Ridge for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 21.58 Effective Tax Rate.